Sweet Tears

It's been an uneventful last couple of days as Tallon and myself have been lying low. After a long day at work Tallon decides to log on for a few mins and hit up the belts in Teon and flip a few cans to see what turns up. Nothin .. he flips a few cans but no one seems to care so back to station to log and go start beer thirty. HOLD UP! Some cyclone belonging to a corp Tallon looted a wreck from is on the undock ... maybe this guy will grow balls. Tallon undocks a drake and sits waiting, sure enough Yenrab Hastmena's pubes sprout and balls drop and he opens fire. A quick dock & switch to the mighty abaddon and Yenrab is apparently blinded by the beautiful lasers melting his face off. His reaction finally comes by launching a flight of EC-300's and just as they reach the abaddon his cyclone melts into a pile of worthlessness and his pod warps off.

Minutes later, after Tallon has scooped the drones and looted the wreck, Yenrab makes one final donation.